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Anmerkungen If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY FUCK
OH MY GOD.
MINDFUCK.
LOL MATH JOKES NEVER GET OLD.
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AnmerkungenOMG POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!
I’ve been meaning to put it up on eBay or sell it or something but I decided what the heck; I’ll give it away to my followers, since you’re all so amazing.
it’s a one-step express polaroid (produced somwehere between 1981 - 86)it still work, maybe not as great as it used to (the top pictures are samples, maybe it was the film I bought for it though - I’m not sure - but they all fade at the top)
it ‘Impossible film PX600’ colour and black & white.
so if you’re a photography and camera nut like myself, or you just want some fucking awesome old-school camera; here ya go~
RULES:
- you don’t have to be following me. I’m a fitspo blog, so I get not everyone wants to follow… but it’d be nice :3
- reblog as many times as you want - likes don’t count.
- I’ll be using one of those random number pickers
- make sure your ask is open so I can message you if you’ve won it.
- if the winner doesn’t reply within 10 days I’ll have to pick a new one.
- I’ll ship anywhere because I’m so fucking nice and awesome.
- and that’s all I can think of.
this is my first ever giveaway, so don’t make it a pain in the ass.
the winner will be chosen on June 5th because that’s my liddo sister’s birthday and I won’t forget that way :)
Ladies and Gentlemen, let my first ever give-away begin! and may the odds, be ever in your favour.
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Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories.
THANK YOU
BLESS YOUR COW
BLESS THIS POST.
CAN I MARRY A POST?
WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU!
GOD BLESS
O MY TUMBLR, I LOVE THIS POST
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Anmerkungen The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." ----- Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" ----- Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. ----- Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year?" Witness: "Every year." ----- Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks." ----- Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" Witness: "Er...his face." ----- Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?" Witness: "I forget." Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?" ----- Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?" Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which." Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?" Witness: "Forty-five years." ----- Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?" Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'" Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "My name is Susan." ----- Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." ----- Lawyer: "What happened then?" Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'" Lawyer: "Did he kill you?" Witness: "No." ----- Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--" Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment." ----- Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" ----- Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?" ----- Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?" ----- Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?" ----- Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard." Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?" ----- Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture." Witness: "That's me." Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?" ----- Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?" ----- Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?" Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8." Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?" ----- Lawyer: "She had three children, right?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "How many were boys?" Witness: "None." Lawyer: "Were there girls?" ----- Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?" ----- Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?" Witness: "Borofkin." Lawyer: "What's his first name?" Witness: "I can't remember." Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?" Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!" ----- Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?" Witness: "I refuse to answer that question. Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?" Witness: "I refuse to answer that question. Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?" Witness: "No." ----- Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people." ----- Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?" Witness: "Yes sir." Lawyer: "Before or after he died?" ----- Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?" Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot." ----- Lawyer: "And what did he do then?" Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead." Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?" ----- Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?" Witness: "I could see his head." Lawyer: "And where was his head?" Witness: "Just above his shoulders." ----- Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?" Witness: "The victim lived." -
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emmybiscuit asked for: Kurt and Blaine are married with children, the whole family is jumping out of a chocolate cake and Blaine is drowning in a...
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Unbekannt fragte: After I stopped crying for a second I got confused, if Kurt was happy about marriage with Blaine and it happened before Rachel said she'd marry Finn, why did Kurt judge her for it and asked "what about NYADA?". I'm confused, did his opinion change? He was obviously not worried about his NYADA before (I'm getting paranoid at this point) so when he told that Rachel what id he mean?
Because, as excited as Kurt can get, he knows that marriage is different from engagement. He knew how quickly Rachel jumped at the chance to marry...
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Happy Birthday Chris!
I love you sooo much! You are SO talented, inspiring, beautiful, funny, and amazing<3
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Are you actually a fan of Kurt Hummel? On Mia and Bullying
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the only livestreams that worked last week
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Original Five Drawing
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GLEE LIVESTREAMS 3x22 | Goodbye
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